People have been mispronouncing my last name (Finke, pronounced fink-ee) my whole life. Usually, they make the mistake of dropping the “e” (Fink); I don’t really mind or even notice this anymore, since “Fink” was an obvious nickname bestowed upon me all through elementary and high school, but occasionally there’s a creative soul who goes with a long “i” and says “Fienk” (rhymes with, uh, nothing, but has the same i-sound as “bike”). Since most of my interaction with other people is on the Web and via e-mail (a notoriously silent medium), I wouldn’t doubt it if 95% of the people I communicate with every week aren’t sure how to pronounce my name.
Mike Cassano, a guy I met at the University of Minnesota during the Chipmark project, has come up with a fun solution to this pronunciation problem, and it’s called “Name Out Loud.” Basically, you go to their website, hit “Record” on a little flash app, say your (ahem) name out loud, and their app saves your recording so that your Internet friends can hear exactly how you pronounce your name.
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Here’s how to pronounce my name, Christopher Finke.
It’s a neat idea, and it definitely would have saved this guy some trouble.
If you were a native German speaker (it’s a very German surname), it would be pronounced differently than you just did it. In German, it’s more like Fink-UH (or Fink-EH), and not Fink-IE.
Ask me how confusing it’ll ever get for me, if joost.com takes off. They pronounce it ‘Jewst’, the proper Dutch way of saying it is ‘Yohst’ though.
Joost – Mine is a very German family :-). I’m told that Fink-EH is most likely how it was pronounced when my great-great-great-(great?) Finke grandparents lived in Germany, but that apparently changed at some point.
Good luck with your name ;-)
I think I should go on that website and say my name is just pronounced Serenity. =)