"November: It's probably cold out. Stay in and do a puzzle."

"October: Better harvest the crops before they freeze."

"September: Bonfires, ghost stories, and s'mores."

"August: Everyone loves to take a dip in the pool."

"July: School's out; video games are in."

"June: Perfect for getting a golden brown tan."

"May: That lawn isn't going to mow itself."

"April: Even wooden mannequins have to pay taxes."

"March: Uh, time to march?"

"February: Valentine's Day is the perfect time to let your crush know how you feel."