Less Talk, More Do Christopher Finke is a software engineer at Mahalo. He is available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.

Posts tagged with 'Life'

Happy National Donut Day!

Friday, June 5th, 2009

I'm going to use this occasion to test Mahalo's new embeddable pages:

Found this Christmas tree ornament on the lawn

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

Christina explained that it most likely passed through the dog. That would explain the missing string and glossy paint...

Posted via email from Christopher's posterous

Strong Man of God

Friday, March 27th, 2009

I'm pleased to introduce the next-generation version of the project I announced back in August. His name is Gabriel Christopher Finke - 7 lbs, 13 oz; 22 inches long; born at 1:06 AM on Friday, March 27, 2009. He has his mother's eyes and his father's sense of irony.

Brand New Gabriel

Gabriel After Birth

Gabriel opening his eyes

Gabriel's First Bath

Gabriel's Tongue

I invented Facebook

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Ok, well not really. But I like to think that I *could* have.

The summer after my senior year of high school (that's 2002), I came up with an idea for a website while delivering pizzas, and I had this exact conversation with my then-girlfriend (now my wife):

Me: "Wouldn't it be cool if there was a website where you could connect with people from high school, and see what they're up to, since you won't be seeing them in person much anymore?"
Her: "That sounds kind of dumb."
Me: "But then later on, when we all have jobs, we would have this ready-made network of people we know who are in all different fields. Think of the potential!" (Obviously, I invented LinkedIn as well.)
Her: "Sure, whatever."

Well, maybe she didn't respond exactly like that, but she definitely wasn't as excited as I was about the concept of creating this social site where you could network with people from your school. I thought it was a neat idea though, so I started working on it.

About four months later, I had finished the first version of the site:

  • It had profiles that you could fill out.
  • You could upload a profile picture.
  • You could comment on other people's profiles.
  • It automatically showed you people from your class that had signed up already.
  • It even had a feature called the "Rumor Mill," where you could post information about classmates who hadn't yet signed up. (In retrospect, this feature was poorly named and probably encouraged libel. Live and learn.)
  • It had search functions: by name, year, city, state, etc.

(Are you seeing the similarities here to a much larger site that would be launched a few years later?)

Now I just needed users. I sent out mass IMs and e-mails to people from my class and the classes a few years ahead of and behind me announcing the site, and then I waited for the inevitable flood of users and praise. However, given my grassroots approach, usage was predictably low. Maybe a hundred people signed up before I abandoned it for more worthwhile pursuits. I had to personally e-mail my parents a second time to prod them to sign up. My idea was obviously just ahead of its time.

Looking back upon this project, I realize that I made two crucial mistakes: the site was specific to my high school, and all of the names of the alumni who could possibly sign up were hard-coded in the database. (I was able to convince the school secretary to send me a spreadsheet of all current and former students.)

If you didn't catch the implication there, here it is: I limited adoption of my site right off the bat to a single school, and I went through the trouble of manually creating user accounts for every possible user - a waste of time for a project with limited appeal. (Additionally, it prevented any students who attended the school after 2002 from signing up.)

The site is long gone now (except for a poorly styled copy of the front page courtesy of the Internet Archive), and the code that powered it has since been lost. But I learned a valuable lesson from the experience:

Think big.

When you're starting a project, don't just plan on your friends using it, plan on EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD wanting to try it out. If I had only planned for wider adoption, I could have created a Facebook-esque site 2 years before Zuckerberg got the idea from ConnectU. (Theoretically, of course. I'm not claiming that I was the first to write a social networking sites for classmates, but obviously, there was space in that niche for another competitor.)

I wish I did, Google, I wish I did...

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Google says 'Did you mean [how to retain control]?' when I search for [how to regain control]

The Super Bowl is on, and what am I doing?

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Reupholstering a footstool for the nursery. Turned out pretty well I think.

Posted via email from Christopher's posterous

Motivational Poster: CHIN UP

Friday, January 9th, 2009

I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them:

CHIN UP: When things get tough, just try and keep your head above water.

"CHIN UP: When things get tough, just try and keep your head above water."

Motivational Poster: BELIEVE

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them:

BELIEVE: Just because something seems impossible doesn't make it so.

"BELIEVE: Just because something seems impossible doesn't make it so."