I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time:

I just saw this ad next to a GMail message about ScribeFire:

There must be a better method for finding an amnesic Johnny Depp than poorly targeted Google ads.

Just found some new content for my About Me page, courtesy of Victor Agreda, Jr.:

"The template on his blog kicks Safari in the nuts, runs like a coward, and leaves it writhing in pain without help."

(For the record, I gave my blog template a stern talking-to, and it has promised to stop doing this.)

The whole thing is pretty funny, but I laughed out loud at around 18 seconds left:

Wow, the Internet gets annoying on April Fools day. The best April Fools jokes are subtle pranks, not long, drawn-out, unfunny "jokes," and they do not include the phrase "this is not a joke." I'm turning off my computer and I'll come back online tomorrow when things have settled down.