How to get hei...
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time:

Now I Have a Blog Too
Christopher Finke is a software engineer at Mahalo. He is available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.
I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time:

I just saw this ad next to a GMail message about ScribeFire:

There must be a better method for finding an amnesic Johnny Depp than poorly targeted Google ads.
Just found some new content for my About Me page, courtesy of Victor Agreda, Jr.:
"The template on his blog kicks Safari in the nuts, runs like a coward, and leaves it writhing in pain without help."
(For the record, I gave my blog template a stern talking-to, and it has promised to stop doing this.)
The whole thing is pretty funny, but I laughed out loud at around 18 seconds left:
Wow, the Internet gets annoying on April Fools day. The best April Fools jokes are subtle pranks, not long, drawn-out, unfunny "jokes," and they do not include the phrase "this is not a joke." I'm turning off my computer and I'll come back online tomorrow when things have settled down.