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• May 24th, 2011

  Offline Mode

  In which I Google nothing.

• July 28th, 2010

  College: Post-It Notes and Scotch

  Amazon may want to re-think their wording regarding Scotch‘s sponsorship of free two-day shipping for college students.

• June 8th, 2010

  My wife told me not to post this

  I made this nine years ago. I like to think that I have matured since then, but the fact that I am now posting it here indicates that I have not. “100% Juice for 100% Jews.”

• May 16th, 2009

  Wolfram Alpha

  Wolfram|Alpha, the new computational knowledge engine, seems like it has a lot of potential. But for some reason, I’m not so sure about its mathematical abilities: For more information on Wolfram Alpha, here’s Mahalo’s Wolfram Alpha page: Wolfram Alpha Embed this widget See full results for Wolfram Alpha

• December 29th, 2008

  I took 5-Hour Energy, and I feel great!

  For anyone who isn’t in the industry, this is what computer programming really looks like.

• February 24th, 2008

  Huckabee for Secretary of LOL

  I didn’t caucus for Huckabee, but you’ve got to love it when a politician can actually be funny, not awkward, on Saturday Night Live:

• September 27th, 2007

  Maybe that’s where they got the idea

  Considering that the local Pizza Ranch caught fire earlier this year when their broiler malfunctioned, I found their latest advertising campaign (for the new Smokehouse Chicken Pizzas) amusing: Something’s Smokin’ at the New Prague Pizza Ranch!

• September 25th, 2007

  At least it’s easy to remember…

  My wife just used the “Forgot my password” form on the MNCPA’s website. The automated response was, how you say, not very helpful: This is definitely a candidate for WorseThanFailure.