I didn't caucus for Huckabee, but you've got to love it when a politician can actually be funny, not awkward, on Saturday Night Live:

Considering that the local Pizza Ranch caught fire earlier this year when their broiler malfunctioned, I found their latest advertising campaign (for the new Smokehouse Chicken Pizzas) amusing:

My wife just used the "Forgot my password" form on the MNCPA's website. The automated response was, how you say, not very helpful:

This is definitely a candidate for WorseThanFailure.

(Here's the actual Digg story.)

The other day, I overheard an older relative refer to the act of copying and pasting something as "storing it in the mouse." I had never thought of it that way before, but that is probably how it appears to new computer users.

I know that when I press Ctrl+C, I automatically hold my hands differently until I hit Ctrl+V, so I might as well be storing that data in my left hand. Occasionally, while I'm typing, I'll realize that I'm feeling a little tense and I don't know why. Usually, it turns out that I copied something and never needed to paste it.

Does anyone else alter their posture based on the contents of their clipboard?

I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time:

I just saw this ad next to a GMail message about ScribeFire:

There must be a better method for finding an amnesic Johnny Depp than poorly targeted Google ads.

Just found some new content for my About Me page, courtesy of Victor Agreda, Jr.:

"The template on his blog kicks Safari in the nuts, runs like a coward, and leaves it writhing in pain without help."

(For the record, I gave my blog template a stern talking-to, and it has promised to stop doing this.)

The whole thing is pretty funny, but I laughed out loud at around 18 seconds left:

Wow, the Internet gets annoying on April Fools day. The best April Fools jokes are subtle pranks, not long, drawn-out, unfunny "jokes," and they do not include the phrase "this is not a joke." I'm turning off my computer and I'll come back online tomorrow when things have settled down.