Less Talk, More Do Christopher Finke is a software engineer at Mahalo. He is available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs.

Posts tagged with 'Funny'

Wolfram Alpha

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Wolfram|Alpha, the new computational knowledge engine, seems like it has a lot of potential. But for some reason, I'm not so sure about its mathematical abilities:

Loading screen shows: NaN%


For more information on Wolfram Alpha, here's Mahalo's Wolfram Alpha page:

I took 5-Hour Energy, and I feel great!

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Typing up a storm

For anyone who isn't in the industry, this is what computer programming really looks like.

Huckabee for Secretary of LOL

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I didn't caucus for Huckabee, but you've got to love it when a politician can actually be funny, not awkward, on Saturday Night Live:

Maybe that's where they got the idea

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Considering that the local Pizza Ranch caught fire earlier this year when their broiler malfunctioned, I found their latest advertising campaign (for the new Smokehouse Chicken Pizzas) amusing:

Something's Smokin' at the New Prague Pizza Ranch!

Smokin

At least it's easy to remember...

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

My wife just used the "Forgot my password" form on the MNCPA's website. The automated response was, how you say, not very helpful:

Your username and password are….?

This is definitely a candidate for WorseThanFailure.

Fastest. Frontpage. Ever.

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

On the front page of Digg with only 2 diggs

(Here's the actual Digg story.)

Ok, now store it in the mouse...

Monday, August 27th, 2007

The other day, I overheard an older relative refer to the act of copying and pasting something as "storing it in the mouse." I had never thought of it that way before, but that is probably how it appears to new computer users.

I know that when I press Ctrl+C, I automatically hold my hands differently until I hit Ctrl+V, so I might as well be storing that data in my left hand. Occasionally, while I'm typing, I'll realize that I'm feeling a little tense and I don't know why. Usually, it turns out that I copied something and never needed to paste it.

Does anyone else alter their posture based on the contents of their clipboard?

How to get hei...

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time:

How to get Heidi Klum’s body