Amazon may want to re-think their wording regarding Scotch's sponsorship of free two-day shipping for college students.

I made this nine years ago. I like to think that I have matured since then, but the fact that I am now posting it here indicates that I have not.

"100% Juice for 100% Jews."

Wolfram|Alpha, the new computational knowledge engine, seems like it has a lot of potential. But for some reason, I'm not so sure about its mathematical abilities:

For more information on Wolfram Alpha, here's Mahalo's Wolfram Alpha page:

For anyone who isn't in the industry, this is what computer programming really looks like.

I didn't caucus for Huckabee, but you've got to love it when a politician can actually be funny, not awkward, on Saturday Night Live:

Considering that the local Pizza Ranch caught fire earlier this year when their broiler malfunctioned, I found their latest advertising campaign (for the new Smokehouse Chicken Pizzas) amusing:

My wife just used the "Forgot my password" form on the MNCPA's website. The automated response was, how you say, not very helpful:

This is definitely a candidate for WorseThanFailure.

(Here's the actual Digg story.)

The other day, I overheard an older relative refer to the act of copying and pasting something as "storing it in the mouse." I had never thought of it that way before, but that is probably how it appears to new computer users.

I know that when I press Ctrl+C, I automatically hold my hands differently until I hit Ctrl+V, so I might as well be storing that data in my left hand. Occasionally, while I'm typing, I'll realize that I'm feeling a little tense and I don't know why. Usually, it turns out that I copied something and never needed to paste it.

Does anyone else alter their posture based on the contents of their clipboard?

I was just about to search for how to get height of browser window, when Google suggested something much more worthy of my time: