Mahalo, Super Bowl

Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension, and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport, and as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me out to any point in history that I would care to go. *

And so I had them send me forward to Monday morning, so that I could bring you back this authoritative list of commercials that will be airing during Sunday’s Super Bowl.

* Just kidding, I didn’t time-travel. I just visited Mahalo!

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One thought on “Everything You Know Is Wrong

  1. I really thought you had time traveled, but then I remembered working very hard on some of those pages. :D Too bad about the aliens though. Think of the $$$ you could have brought in with those polaroids.

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