Monthly Archives: January 2009
Everything You Know Is Wrong
I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension, and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport, and as [...]
Motivational Poster: CHIN UP
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them: “CHIN UP: When things get tough, just try and keep your head above water.”
Corndog bait and switch
“Yum,” said Chris. “I love mini-corndogs! And with 60 of them in this box, it’s such a great deal!” “Oh no!” said Chris. “Someone has replaced my mini-corndogs with mini-corndogballs. This 60-count box no longer appears to be so affordable!” “These do not look like the product pictured on the box,” said Chris. “Not even [...]
Motivational Poster: BELIEVE
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them:
Motivational Poster: RELAXATION
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them: “RELAXATION: Sometimes you just need to stop and eat the flowers. I mean, smell the flowers.”
Motivational Poster: YOU TIME
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them: “YOU TIME: Take a day off, you’ve earned it.”
Motivational Poster: SPEAK UP
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them: “SPEAK UP: Mind reading is hard, so say what you feel.”
Motivational Poster: OPTIMISM
I made a series of motivational posters for a recent project. Here is one of them: “OPTIMISM: Things could always be worse.”