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Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated

Hey, didja hear that Techcrunch may be shut down due to poor traffic and insufficient ad revenue? My sources say that Mike Arrington is totally freaked out about it.

I heard about it from some guy that my cousin once met at a bar. After all, who needs legitimate sources when you can just make half-assed predictions about companies you don't like?

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    Not really - you're inaccurately reporting a rebranding as a site being "killed off." If that's being right, I'd rather be wrong, thanks.

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